The Futurialist

Space Cowboys

2011-01-12T10:33:00.001-08:00

The rough and tumble crew of the ship Serenity don leather tans for their wild west adventures. Note Captain Mal's trademark suspenders and the entire crew's propensity for vintage gun belts.

Merry Christmas (on Mars)

2010-12-25T09:52:00.000-08:00

On the newly colonized Mars, a strange, green Santa Claus presides over the first Christmas on the red planet. A happy holiday to you and yours here on Earth.

Dr. Giba, dressed to kill...

2010-11-27T16:24:00.000-08:00

Decked out in a white uniform, here stands the shady Dr. Giba, founder of the criminal syndicate Bioron and foe to Japan's version of Robocop, Jiban. He is flanked by his deadly biolifeforms, Marsha and Karsha, in contrasting colors and appropriately bored expressions.

photo from tokyoscumbigade.

Happy Thanksgiving!

2010-11-25T15:42:00.000-08:00

Invite the family and friends over, carve some turkey, enjoy your day. Just don't spill any gravy on that uniform, spandex is a pain to wash.

The return of the Futurialist!

2010-11-23T12:15:00.000-08:00

The family that travels the world in an RV tank with a monkey co-pilot stays together.

A "Flash" of Style.

2010-09-01T18:02:00.000-07:00

With his trusty elephant laser gun and V-neck sweater, Flash Gordon protects our feather capped damsel in a mini-skirt. Ain't sci-fi grand?

In the shop...The Inventor.

2010-08-13T17:41:00.000-07:00

You know, just because you're living in a futuristic Metropolis and developing advanced robotic technology doesn't mean you can't also look like a combination of Geppetto and Dr. Frankenstein. This guy might need a girlfriend who isn't an android.

Bada-Boom.

2010-08-08T17:35:00.000-07:00

"Big Bada Boom," as Leeloo would say. Our hero, Corban Dallas, strikes a pose in his trademark orange tank top, sporting the silliest pucker action this side of Fhloston Paradise.

Great cats in space... Jonesy.

2010-08-05T10:01:00.000-07:00

The fluffiest little explorer, seen here with his human, Jonesy is the perfect companion on these long interstellar operations. Jonesy, look at the camera sweetie! Jonesy! Joonesyyyy. Aw.

Well, what do you know?

2010-07-25T11:12:00.000-07:00

Hey Gigolo Joe, nice polyurethane suit, but who's your friend?

Oooh Sh-...

2010-07-15T21:26:00.000-07:00

If these kids are half as serious as they look, we're boned. Consider the planet yours little dudes, just put down the death ray.

That Hair...Barbarella.

2010-07-14T18:49:00.000-07:00

In a single striped white leather suit, complete with the most knock out boots this side of Uranus, Barbarella shows off her industrial strength hair dryer, the secret to her success. At least I hope that's a hair dryer...

Bartertown..stranded in sequence.

2010-07-13T19:44:00.000-07:00

Running Bartertown with it's post apocalyptic Thunderdome in a chain mail mini, Aunty Entity ain't playing around. (in case you didn't notice the crossbow and both shoulder pads on one shoulder )

The Hippie...

2010-07-10T16:34:00.000-07:00

Yes, there will be hippies in the future, but don't worry. All they want is a little shack in the woods far far away from the totalitarian fascism that's sprung up in the name of order. Do ask for the Strawberry Cough. Do not ask to hear his new music.

Now that's an introduction...

2010-07-07T16:21:00.000-07:00

I don't know who to comment on first, our Running Man contestant decked out in canary yellow spandex, or the shiny teal plastic parkas donned by the TV girls. Either way, this looks like one hell of a show.

On the street...retro post-apocalypse.

2010-07-06T12:29:00.000-07:00

Nothing quite as righteous as the being the relentlessly bad ass Omega Man, that is unless you've got a foxy soul sister to back you up. Dig it, outta sight, umm, groovy? (I missed the 70's, honestly I don't get his puffed out sleeves look. And are you riding a Honda? The only guy in L.A. and you can't find a Harley Davidson somewhere? )

In the United Provinces of America...

2010-07-04T14:20:00.000-07:00

In the year 2000 the national sport is the cross country Death Race! Competing against the likes of Machine Gun Joe and Frankenstein, racer Calamity Jane sports her decidedly deadly get-up, highlighted by the wild west bandolier belt and flower power helmet.

A Crimson Combo of Death...

2010-07-03T15:00:00.000-07:00

I don't even know what Ultraviolet is about, but the leather outfit, cool space age shades, and samurai sword tell me everything I need to know.

The Demolition Man...

2010-07-02T16:02:00.000-07:00

Posed in front of his ultra-sleek squad car, the Demolition Man is still trying to adjust to the new, peaceful future he's woken up in. If only he can navigate the three shells.

In the Johnny Cab...

2010-06-20T12:46:00.000-07:00

On Mars, the cabbie's are all named Johnny, and he will scream at the top of his lungs and crash his car into a brick wall if you offer an expletive instead of the usual tip. You have been warned.

On the street... a shock of white.

2010-06-15T13:24:00.000-07:00

Hanging out in Chinatown in a custom made jacket, note the sleek and concealable design. A look that says, if only you could see what I've seen.

The Hologram...Al

2010-05-30T16:17:00.000-07:00

As the only contact with the future that a "leaping" Sam Beckett has, you'd think Al would try to dress it up a little. I mean, the man is an Admiral after all. If you're going to wear a tacky, incomprehensibly designed shirt and tie, at least make sure it fits you. Might as well be pajamas. And are you carrying a sunflower? The Hell?

This One's For the Ladies...

2010-05-28T23:11:00.001-07:00

Paul Atreides can really make the spice flow if you know what I mean.

That's no moon... oh wait. It is.

2010-05-27T11:02:00.000-07:00

No one envys the crew aboard Moonbase Alpha, in Space: 1999, now hurtling uncontrollably through the galaxy (yes, the whole moon). Here, out of touch with Earth and reality, bell bottoms are the only pant style available, and khaki is the only color left apparently. Yikes, just yikes.

At the Buffet...

2010-05-26T18:32:00.000-07:00

These functions are always such a bore for Captain James Kirk, center in a formal pea green Star Fleet track jacket. And Bones is no help. Goddamit Jim, he's a doctor, not a wing man!

The Future of Law Enforcement.

2010-05-25T19:34:00.000-07:00

Robocop is nothing short of an icon. Part man, part machine, he is one of the most recognizable faces in cinema. Whether he's protecting the innocent, upholding the law, or riding a unicorn; the world is better for having Robocop.

At the 80's Cafe...

2010-05-24T16:53:00.000-07:00

Pockets out, jacket fit tight, our man is a sight in the 80's cafe. Hey, McFly. Hey, I'm talking to you, McFly!

On the Bughunt...The Space Marines.

2010-05-21T16:54:00.000-07:00

Despite the constant bickering, Pvt's Hudson and Vasquez are close comrades in the field. Wearing the traditional camouflage despite the dull gray surroundings, these Marines are ready to kick ass anytime, anywhere.

In Memoriam: Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

2010-05-17T14:36:00.000-07:00

The brave and gentle Wash, pilot of the ship Serenity and husband of first mate Zoe, brought about relief and humor in a time of struggle. Note the easy fitting patched-up sweater and Wash's trademark dinosaur toys in the background. He is a leaf on the wind, watch how he soars.

In the Thunderdome...

2010-05-12T21:19:00.000-07:00

Seriously, Master Blaster? WTF am I looking at?!?

A Boy and his Bot.

2010-05-06T12:52:00.000-07:00

In a turtle neck, tucked-in sweater, pressed slacks, and even a blackberry on his belt, young Will Robinson is the prototype nerd for generations to come.

Helloooooo Tron.

2010-05-01T20:58:00.000-07:00

Looks like her mood suit is set to wowza.

On the Street... London.

2010-04-28T16:25:00.000-07:00

In a teal hospital two piece, with strapless white side bag. This outfit says,"Hello? Hello?"

You Have Nowhere to Go...

2010-04-27T18:47:00.000-07:00

Helping this disturbed young man, the chrome robots keep their cool in their tight fitting monochrome uniforms. The young man, in his white suit, is less restrained.

At the Record Shop...

2010-04-26T13:50:00.000-07:00

In an over the top double breasted smoking jacket, our hero is picking up more than just a few LPs, eh?

Beyond Time and Taste

2010-04-23T13:56:00.000-07:00

In the far future, Zardoz needs little more than knee high boots, red briefs and bandoleers to totally freak everyone out.

Yes Way... Rufus.

2010-04-17T11:32:00.000-07:00

Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about. Sporting the San Dimas look with a totally awesome trench coat and bodacious shades, he's from a time when bowling averages are way up, mini-golf scores are way down, and we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with.

On the Streets... A Flash of Yellow

2010-04-16T11:57:00.000-07:00

The sewers aren't the only thing steaming up the alleys, as Pris shows off her new faux- leopard jacket over torn leggings.

The First Voyage

2010-04-09T17:34:00.000-07:00

A celebration, and a giant cannon, accompany man's first journey to the stars in Georges Méliès's 1902 film, A Trip to the Moon.

Pretty in Pink

2010-04-08T16:22:00.000-07:00

Flying in style, this stewardess remains a model of service even in zero G's.

That Look...Zorg

2010-04-07T21:23:00.000-07:00

Zorg's perfectly evil ensemble combines the vertical stripped biker jacket and the Goth hair, with a hint of soul patch in a monochrome mash up of industrial chic.

Across the pond...

2010-04-05T23:07:00.000-07:00

It very well may be that women can no longer have children, but that doesn't mean you have to let yourself go like this!

Nice Gloves

2010-03-19T21:36:00.000-07:00

What happened to your gloves? Three fingers? They couldn't just sew on two more fingers to make it an easy fit? Hey. Hey, I'm talking to you. Don't act like you're on the computer and can't see me. I'm looking right at you!

makes me want to scream.

2010-03-18T20:58:00.000-07:00

Full-body nipple suits aside, space travel sure does screw up your hair.

That Look... Barbarella

2010-03-16T13:45:00.000-07:00

In a Paco Rabanne designed mini space suit and under order from the President of Earth, Barbarella is reporting for duty.

That Look... down and dirty

2010-03-14T19:16:00.000-07:00

This back to basics couple gets into the groove with natural loin cloths and an organic one piece. As for the bearded man in the background with the leather top and gloves, he's an ape! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you to Hell!

That Pose... Max

2010-03-12T19:26:00.000-08:00

Max "get my good side" Rockatansky, aka Mad Max, always opted for the classy "looking off camera" approach to being a total bad ass.

All that is visible...

2010-03-11T12:23:00.000-08:00

We're bringing it old school on this one. Baby blues, laser landscapes, tank programs. Long live Tron!

Won't Somebody Think of the Children?

2010-03-08T17:36:00.000-08:00

On the streets of Metropolis, orphan is the new black.

checking texts in style... Tetsuo: the Iron Man

2010-03-07T15:57:00.000-08:00

Look at that. Vintage hipster glasses and a horrifying cyber-disfiguration. Some people just have it all.

In Soft Focus... That Stare

2010-03-06T10:22:00.000-08:00

This might be the official Time Enforcement Commission (TEC) Agent photo, or Max Walker's Eharmony profile picture. Either way, I'm enchanted.

That Look... Sulu and Chekov

2010-03-04T09:49:00.000-08:00

As the helmsman and navigator, respectively, aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov boldly took us where no man had gone before. And the mustard tees are so sunny!

In the Hotseat... Douglas Quaid, or is it Hauser?

2010-03-03T21:49:00.000-08:00

Have a seat, big guy! Take a load off. Comfy? Yea? You just sit tight. Relax. Now this is the plan. Get your ass to Mars.

On the street...Los Angeles, CA

2010-02-13T15:12:00.000-08:00

Do androids dream of electric full length fur coats?

That Look...Lemmy Caution

2010-02-11T10:41:00.000-08:00

Though the city may seem eerily familiar, the hard boiled Caution knows he's a world away from home in the noir nightmare of Alphaville.

On the job...the fireman

2010-02-09T21:36:00.000-08:00

Is it hot in here? Or is it just Guy and Linda Montag?

On the street...the stickler

2010-02-05T12:09:00.000-08:00

Running errands for the Ministry of Information, Sam Lowry is as meticulous with his suits as he is with receipts.

Aboard the Nostromo

2010-02-02T16:03:00.001-08:00

Vintage South Pacific greaseman, in space.

Nice.

On the street... Hill Valley

2010-01-31T11:48:00.000-08:00

Where Marty's going, he doesn't need roads. But he will need his self-fitting jacket, powered Nikes (not pictured), translucent baseball cap, and inside-out pockets on his jeans.

The last place you'd ever expect to find yourself

2010-01-28T20:41:00.000-08:00

Just because you're the only man on the Moon, doesn't mean you can't look good. After all, that 3 year contract is up in just a few short weeks...

In the Dome...on the way to Carrousel

2010-01-25T11:35:00.000-08:00

Logan 5 (in his official Sandman uniform) unwinds from a long day of terminating Runners by taking in the night's Carrousel with Jennifer 6 (with ankh pendant and collar provided by the Circuit). Renew! Renew!

That Eye... Snake Plisskin

2010-01-24T15:20:00.000-08:00

On the streets of Manhattan, now a maximum security island, eye patches and sleeveless zipper tees are all the rage.

That Look...Lt. Uhura

2010-01-22T12:01:00.000-08:00

Boldly going where no style has gone before. As the only female bridge crew member on the Enterprise, Lt. Uhura breaks down every barrier in the galaxy.

The Volunteer... on his way up

2010-01-22T10:29:00.000-08:00

When traveling back through time to prevent apocalyptic viruses, remember - swim caps are required at all times.

In the Causeway... just another day

2010-01-20T16:46:00.000-08:00

For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized. These uniforms offer little distraction. Be efficient, be happy.

A Fashion Odyssey

2010-01-19T17:40:00.000-08:00